Look, every sensible person in Britain knows that the only bunch of people more despicable than the RSPB are the RSPCA. But, let's face it, the RSPB is loathsome enough to convert anyone's Sunday morning in an ecstasy of hate.
So, if you feel that your life's been a wee bit calm of late, why not read James Delingpole's analysis of this loathsome bunch of individuals?
And if that still isn't enough, why not reflect (as you drink your cheap gin) on the fact that these hideous little bastards received over £23.5 million of your money last year.
Over £23.5 million, I hear you cry! Can that be true?
Yes, it is true. The RSPB proudly, and handily, lays out in its accounts [PDF] that it received £11,778,000 from central government, £2,823,000 from the European Union and £6,884,000 from local councils.
And all of it, of course, is money extorted from you under the threat of violence.
Yep, that's right: whilst humans all over the world are dying of starvation and entirely preventable diseases, your government spent over £23.5 million of your money on propping up a bunch of bird-fuckers who are not even any good at looking after birds.
Doesn't that make your blood boil...?
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