(nb. I am not the Devil's Kitchen)
It's a terrifying prospect, but we must consider the possibility that there is more than one Janet Street-Porter at large. How else can we explain the contradictory articles that appear under her byline every week in The Indepedent?
Street-Porter has swallowed the temperance movement's myths hook, line and sinker and is a result is a keen advocate of doing...er...something.
Back in 2007, that something was education. ('Can't we drinkers just be left in peace?'):
The only way to stop people drinking to excess is via education and support at primary school.