... though not literally, thankfully—via Guido.
Seriously, Yvette Cooper is such a sexless, screeching harridan that it almost makes me feel sorry for Ed Balls. Almost.
However, I think that the best outcome is, surely, for a meteorite to destroy their house whilst they are both in it...
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Yvette Cooper is such a sexless, screeching harridan that it almost makes me feel sorry for Ed Balls.
Dude, if being a screeching sexless harridan was the worst thing about her - or if it was even in the Top Twenty of worst things about her - she'd be a pretty forgivable figure.
Her screechiness and sexlessness ain't the problem. The problem is that the dozy cow is a tape recorder spouting the same Labour bullshit lies over and over and over. She's incapable of arguing with a political opponent because, in the most literal sense possible, she lacks the ability to respond to circumstance and lacks the ability to interrogate either her own beliefs or the lines she's been fed by party head office.
She's an empty vessel with few beliefs and fewer principles. Deprive her of the guidance of her party handlers and watch that fat baldy little git Hislop own her thoroughly.
She apparently had a top drawer and very expensive education which just goes to prove "you cant polish a turd".
Her only redeeming feature is that she wont live forever and by the time labor get in again she will be a senile,screeching harridan with very brittle bones.
Yes, it's those thin, bloodless, pursed lips (upper variety) coupled with that dead eyed stare that give the game away. She's just useless for anything.
Meteorite?
Oh no, Mr Kitchen, that would be far too quick.
They're certainly a type, these kinds of lefty women. Sexless is right.
I think what they have in common is a complete inexperience in life,
society ,the ability to see anyones opinion but their own.
Conclusion..... Narrowness.
Not good in a, ho, ho, ho,so called "leader".
Hopefully the meteorite would get their other house, or is it a fucking monopoly set, of property as well?.
Is it wrong to fancy her, just a tiny bit? To imagine some kind of rough, nasty, grudge-fuelled liaison on industrial wasteland?
It is, isn't it?
"A meteoroid strike the Houses of Parliament, dear boy. Fragments of meteorite are what remain."
Sir Oliver S. Lindenbrook
They would be at another house, but would immediately claim the destroyed house as their main residence to maximise their expense claims. Better to target a meteorite on each of them personally!
Yvette was an intern for Billy-Bob Clinton...he's not fussy, is he?
Two words.
Hate. Fuck.
Surely a meteorite hitting their house would simply be taken as more evidence in support of catastrophic events caused by climate change, making Balls and Cooper 'eco-martyrs' in the process?
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