And what does this get you...?
FOR 12 MONTHS WE WILL PAY
- Your mortgage or rent - PAID
- Your gas & electricity - PAID
- Your car bills - PAID
- Your weekly shopping - PAID
- Your clothes and shoes - PAID
- Your nights out - PAID
- Your holidays - PAID
Fancy a carefree life with absolutely NO money worries because someone else is taking care of all your bills?
Well, that life could be yours for a WHOLE YEAR thanks to The News of the World. Win our 'Live Free for a Year' promotion and you'll be quids in for a whole 12 months as WE do the shelling out with our prize worth £75k!
We will pay you £75k to help pay your rent or mortgage, send you on holiday and even foot the bill for great nights out on the town. Visit restaurants, go to the cinema, even indulge your favourite hobby - it won't cost you a penny. Plus, you will have a clothing allowance and all your household food paid for. We will even cough up for your car maintenance and insurance plus cover any appliance repairs, healthcare fees and even contribute to your pension!
Unfortunately, they cannot simulate the MP lifestyle in other ways, or else they would offer the following:
- Make public speeches about helping the poor—and then pass legislation that screws the poor!
- Set your own salary levels—and then set the tax thresholds to ensure that, whilst everyone else gets fucked, you take home as much as possible!
- Pass tax legislation—and then exempt yourself from it!
- Buy a second home and furnish it—all with someone else's money! Then sell the house and keep all of the profit for yourself—tax free!
- Only work 150 days of the year—and only actually turn up for work for 50% of that time anyway!
- Be a lazy, hypocritical, thieving, fraudulent cunt—and at someone else's expense!
Can anyone think of any more super, soar-away wins...?