Former Home Secretary Charles Clarke has told the BBC recent events have made him "ashamed" to be a Labour MP.
Well, I can understand that (although I don't see him resigning in disgust. Unfortunately).
As regular readers will know, your humble Devil is no fan of this bastard. So now Clarke knows how I feel: I am ashamed to be part of the same species as that illiberal, disgusting jug-eared cunt, frankly.
The only thing that prevents me from resigning from the human race is the fact that the Safety Elephant is so fucking stupid that he cannot possibly be a member of Homo sapiens—he must be an inferior version, an as yet unidentified primitive in the evolutionary chain.
Still, it's nice to know that the fat bastard is suffering, eh?
Mr Clarke said he had "worked half my life to get Labour into a position where it could be a good government and I do see that fading away".
Yes, Charlie: your life has been a miserable failure. Now why don't you fuck off and kill yourself?
It comes as ex-home secretary David Blunkett warned of a "catastrophic" collapse in trust and urged Mr Brown to regain the political initiative.
What is it about former Home Secretaries that makes them so bitter? Come to think of it, what is it about Home Secretaries that they are so fucking useless and authoritarian when they actually have the power to do anything, and so fucking whiney when they've been sacked, eh?
Downing Street denied Mr Brown had been damaged by this week's events.
Downing Street is obviously living in an alternate reality. That's assuming that they actually have a grip on any reality.