As Brown becomes ever more unpopular and embattled, Harriet Harperson—destroyer of jobs, evil old bag and target of insults—has made an important statement.
She told the BBC's Today programme: "I don't want to be prime minister and I don't want to be leader of the party."
Good: now you know how we feel. And it's a good ambition to have, Harry darling, because you will never be Prime Minister. After all, whilst Brown is pretty fucking appalling, having a fuckwitted bigot such as yourself in the top spot would cease even to be amusing.
Still, one does think that maybe—just maybe—the miserable old harpy doth protest too much...
UPDATE: the Daily Mash's guide to the Labour non-entities has the right idea—as gloriously insulting as all of the descriptions of the NuLabour politicians are, their final person in the rundown is:
Harriet Harman: Worst. Person. Ever.