Dolly, we need you. We need the risible ineptitude and dullness of your Labour List website to remind us, daily, just how painfully inferior left-wing blogs are to right-wing ones. We need to see your bum-fluff-covered jowls in close up on TV wobbling indignantly as you deny, yet again, that you have ever said or done anything wrong - even though we know your pants are on fire and so do you, you great big porkie-pie merchant. We need to be bowled over by your Yale (or was it Harvard? Or Berkeley? I forget) Summa Cum Laude high intellect, which makes you such a master of wit and repartee, nay, the very Jeffrey Archer of New Labour. We crave the benefits of your psychotherapeutic training and your insights into the workings of the human mind.
Meanwhile, Dolly Draper has published a mea culpa and a proposal for the blogosphere...
Maybe this affair will encourage the whole blogosphere, right and left, to commit to a new start, where offensiveness and personal attacks are avoided and debate is elevated not dragged down into the gutter?
No it won't, Derek, you total fucking twat. Fuck you, and the
How do you like that tone of debate, fuckface?