George Osbourne has unveiled a spectacularly unimpressive budget proposal.
Immediate Budget help to prevent the next generation of scientists and engineers being lost because of the jobs crisis this summer will be proposed by the Conservatives in a £600 million package today.
George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor, will propose funding for 25,000 new masters degrees in science, technology, engineering and mathematics to help graduates who will struggle to find work when they finish their courses to carry on their studies.
What the fuck? If you want to avert a brain drain, instead of finding more money to send people through spectacularly useless degree courses—which will, amongst other things, simply make them more well-qualified to work elsewhere—why don't you propose actually cut taxes, you fucking pinch-nosed twat?
You know, so that businesses here will be able to... you know... actually employ these great minds to do something useful and productive? And you would, incidentally, help everyone else too.
You really are a fucking stupid bastard, Osbourne.