I note, from Dizzy Thinks, that there is a load of merchandise on sale from Number 10. These include fridge magnets, possibly of the Number 10 logo.
I want a Number 10 fridge magnet: I could pretend that my fridge door is actually the entrance to Number 10 Downing Street.
This would bring me comfort because, given the state of my fridge, I can honestly say that I believe that there are more intelligent, competent and less repulsive things growing in my fridge than there are behind the door of the real Number 10.
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Yeah, but there's no chance that Dettol Surface Cleaner will wipe out the slime mould growing behind the real No 10 door either!
Oh No - How could you resist, after a sherbert or two, coming home and opening the door of No 10 and pissing into it, shouting "take that Gordon"; which in the cold light of day as you consider your dripping lunch box and strangely soggy pork pie might seem not to have been such a good idea.
Is the F&CO fridge magnet in the shape of an owl, I wonder...
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