I have read some stories of certain types of people causing trouble in Windsor, to be sure, but I simply cannot see this wee place as requiring massive police precautions.
Naturally, given the fascist tendencies of our government and the hysterical nature of the populace—egged on, as they are, by the Daily Hate and its ilk—it seems that I am wrong; yes, for a pupil at the aforementioned school has sent me the following missive...
Notices have gone up around Eton (and some parts of Windsor) saying that the area is under a "Dispersion Zone". They explain this is because of some kind of crime wave (although I don't know of anything of the sort...), but what concerns me is that it says the police are authorized to "disperse groups of more than three people".
There are armed police on the streets.
What the fuck is going on? Do you know anything about "Dispersion Zones"? Am I missing something or did I miss the news about the UK becoming dictatorship?
Well, given your tender age, you may well have missed that meeting: some would say that it happened in May 1997 and culminated in the election of an extremely nasty government. Your humble Devil would, of course, venture the opinion that the wheels were set in motion a long time before that.
Would anyone be able to give this young chap some more information on the dispersal orders (I seem to remember something like this coming up a couple of years ago under ASBO proposals)?
Oh, and would anyone like to join me for a Memorial Service for the Right To Free Assembly...?
And, after that, how about we lock all 646 MPs in the House of Commons (provided that the fuckers can be bothered to turn up, of course) and then burn them to ashes? Just for a bit of a giggle, you understand.
Fucking hell, but I hate these cunts and their lackeys...
* UPDATE: thanks to John B for pointing out this error...