Politicians. What a pack of cunts. We all know that already but why don’t we ever do anything about them? We can talk about their differences in terms of party loyalties or whatever but underneath it all they’re all the same.
Ugly, embittered little people who, if they were any other section of society would be hung by their balls or their clits from lamp-posts and stoned to death.
Democracy sounds like a great fucking thing but it’s not. It’s just a tool to enable cronyism, back-slappery, fraud and chicanery of every possible kind while the regular people get fucked royally up the arse every day of the fucking week.
I really fucking hate them. Every single fucking one of them. I hope they all get cancer of the face and die screaming.
Then I can become dictator and you’d see the difference. Oh yes.
Well, you can have Eire, my dear Twenty, and I shall have England. Mr E can have Scotland, Squander Two Northern Ireland and oh... someone like Ordovicius can have Wales. I don't think that we could do a worse job, frankly...