Your Astrological Week Ahead...

... from the Daily Mash's Psychic Bob.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Are you constantly in motion—tapping your pen, moving your leg as you sit, thoughts whirling around in your brain like a monsoon? Well fucking stop it, you annoying bastard.

Fair enough. Still, I think that I got away lightly this week—now all I need to do is find an Aquarius or Gemini...