"There is an element to politics that is a bit like Tomb Raider".
Well I think he is right. You see Lara Croft is a made up character, has several attributes that attract attention away from what is really going on and lives a fairy tale life isolated from the real world. Everything just goes as the puppet master says. Remember how modern day fairy tales start 'If elected I promise...'. It's all one big fairy tale.
Lara Croft is just like a politician, except most are not that good looking, as in the end all you remember are the big tits.
Plus, of course, owing to their massive girth gained from living high on the hog at our expense, our politicians tend to sway about as much as Lara's tits too...