A nationwide youth curfew to help combat knife crime was backed by the public and senior politicians last night.
In the strongest sign yet of the growing fear of violence on Britain’s streets, a Sunday Times poll reveals today that nine out of 10 parents would back legal restrictions on their children going out after dark.
So, nine out of ten parents admit that they have no control over their own children and would like to dragoon the state into bringing in blanket and arbitrary curfews backed by the force of the law instead.
You know what, parents? Fuck you.
Having a child is a lifestyle choice. We already pay you to have these fucking offspring—which is both insane and deeply wrong—and now you want the rest of us to pay, through the police and courts, because you fucking numpties cannot keep control of your offspring? Fuck you: fuck you right in the fucking eye.
You know what is wrong with this country: there are too many fucking lazy arseholes in it. The police in Redruth are so fucking lazy that they have imposed a crfew on everyone because they cannot be arsed to do any real policing, and the parents are too fucking lazy to control their kids and would thus like the rest of us to pay for it instead.
Fuck you and fuck your kids.
A report from a House of Commons committee will say this week that a national curfew on young teenagers could curb anti-social and violent behaviour. Keith Vaz, the Labour chairman of the home affairs select committee, said: “I have sympathy with the view that children should not be out after 9pm.”
I bet you do, you corrupt, cheap-suited authoritarian cuntbox. Fuck you too, Vaz.
This week the prime minister will seek to reassure worried voters with a package of measures, including:
—Forcing criminals caught carrying knives to visit accident and emergency wards to see the impact of knife wounds;
Are there not privacy issues? There you are, lying on a hospital bed in some crowded and miserable A&E Ward with a six inch knife sticking out of your chest, and the next thing you know you are surrounded by a group of gawping thugs. That's really going to help, isn't it?
Oh, and I bet that the nurses and doctors of A&E Wards are also thrilled at the thought of gangs of light-fingered, violent teenagers wandering through the place, nicking shit and generally getting in the way.
What a fucking brilliant idea, Gordon, you moron; it a fucking functioning A&E Ward, not a cocking educational trip out to a museum. Get knotted, you Scots tit.
—Removing the licences of pubs and clubs that fail to take measures such as searching customers for knives;
Yeah, once again even the politicians realise that the police are so fucking useless that they want bar staff to do the job instead, on pain of losing their jobs.
So, the pub staff will run the risk of fights and confrontations whilst the police sit in the fucking policestation with a warm, milky tea and wait for the people to come in and get a crime number so that they can claim on their rapidly-increasing insurance policies.
Once again, go fuck yourselves.
—Compelling young offenders to do community work on Friday and Saturday nights to prevent them from going out to cause more trouble;
Yes, let's force young offenders to do community work or, as I like to call it, let's use slave labour to try to repair those things that Labour has fucked up.
Welcome to freedom in Britain: all hail the return of slavery...
—Axing dozens of central government targets to reduce police red tape and allow officers to spend more time on the beat.
This is the only good suggestion and, as such, is inevitably the only one that will not actually come to pass.
God, I hate these people so very much.
The YouGov poll for The Sunday Times reveals a strong appetite for tougher measures to protect the public.
There was overwhelming support for an experimental curfew scheme to be extended throughout Britain.
Which just goes to show that the general public are fucking thick and deeply authoritarian. This is why democracy is incompatible with liberty: because the people of this country are authoritarian cunts who haven't got a fucking clue about freedom or those who died to secure that liberty for them.
What a hideous bunch of lazy, parasitical shits; the people who took part in this YouGov poll seem to be almost universally unable to take responsibility for their bastard offspring (although they are happy enough to take our tax money to pop yet more of them out). Have the British always been this selfish, stupid, authoritarian and greedy?
I fear that the answer may be in the affirmative.
I tell you what: those libertarian seasteads are looking more and more attractive...