Monday, May 26, 2008

Yet more corruption

Iain Dale has picked up yet another abuse of taxpayers' cash by those absolute fuckers in Westminster.
Imagine you are an MP and your spouse is also an MP. Imagine you get a life insurance policy worth a potential £430,000, which costs £867 per month. Each. Is your first thought...
  1. to get a direct debit from your own bank account like any normal person

  2. to bill the taxpayer

Alan Keen and his wife Ann took option B. The real scandal is that the House of Commons Fees Office approved this transaction. Mr & Mrs Keen will no doubt defend themselves robustly, but whatever their defence is, I suspect it won't wash with their respective electorates.

This is, as far as I am concerned, nothing less than fraud and these fuckers should be prosecuted and imprisoned for the rest of their natural lives.

The other option, of course, would be to hang the venal bastards simultaneously to ensure that neither of them get the payout.

What is so absolutely irritating about this kind of thing is that they will no doubt say that "under the rules" this was entirely legitimate. But the point is that we shouldn't have to have such rules: is it really too much to ask that those who rule us actually don't defraud the taxpayer?

These utter, utter bastards constantly lecture us on how to behave, bitch and moan about "anti-social behaviour" and about "broken societies" and all of that sort of shit; and what kind of example are they setting?

Further, these cunts waffle about how Pete Docherty and Kate Moss are role models for the young and are setting a bad example by very publically taking fuck loads of drugs and that they should think of the chiiiildren and stop. But these scum-sucking cunt-fuck MPs are also leading by example: and their example shows us that fraud and theft are perfectly fine.

I say that we should prosecute both of these cunts and the fuckers in the Fees Office who decided that the Keens' entirely private life insurance payments should be billed to the taxpayer. It is the only way that we are going to put a stop to this disgusting fraud.

This is by no means the only revelation that is going to come to light now that we are going to be able to examine all of their expenses. And no doubt people will whine about how we need to "tighten up the rules"; Iain, for instance, leads with the title, "The House of Commons Fees Office Needs Complete Reform".

No. Fuck that.

Prosecute the bastards: prosecute every single one of them, taking into account that they abused a position of trust, and then flog them through the streets of Westminster before putting them in prison for fucking years.

These people are absolutely fucking disgusting and I hope that they get painfully gang-raped and slowly murdered; they are total bastards.

It is at times like this that I wish that I was a multi-millionaire and I would spend my fortune privately prosecuting people like Alan and Ann Keen. I just don't have the words to express my hatred and disgust for these loathsome people.

I shall, I think, quote the last part of the speech that Cromwell made when dismissing the Rump Parliament, for the words are as relevant today as they were then. [Emphasis mine.]
"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

"Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

"Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone!

"So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!"

I would make a fantastic dictator and I would be considerably better than the venal, endemically corrupt cunts that currently rule us: I hope that they all die of cancer. And soon.


Steven_L said...

£867 a month for life insurance? That's not far off double my rent! Did they go with the most expensive quote or are they both fat cunts?

Pogo said...

More likely it's an endowment or similar (ie will mature by paying out a large lump of cash), so not only are we paying the salaries of these cunts, we're also contributing to their personal savings schemes.

Lord Blagger said...

There is one advantage of this affair. We have a precedent from MPS, from a scheme approved by the Inland Revenue that this is officially allowed.

That means the rest of us should be able to take advantage of it.


Something to thank MPs for


Prodicus said...

Steven J - what do you mean, 'or' ?

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

Not forgetting this of course, which both Mr Dale and DK appear to have overlooked.

Is it possible to hang both of these cunts, twice?

Bishop Brennan said...

I don't think hanging will work for these vampires...

Let's just hope they follow that cunt Teddy Kennedy and get brain cancer at the same time, so they both die a very unpleasant, painful death, and don't get to enjoy the benefits of their taxpayer funded goodies.

If I see those 2 cunts anytime I'm in Westminster, I'm going to push them in front of one of those bendy-buses.

Better still, as their addresses are now public, perhaps we can go round to their flat and make use of it, seeing as how we taxpayers paid for it. Party!!!! :)

Dr Evil said...

The Beckett woman used that phrase when quizzed on TV......."it's within the rules". And who sets these rules? MPs do. they also voted to improve their gold plated super duper pensions too.

Now it is suggested they will each get a grant of £23K and so won't have to produce any receipts. Venal, corrupt, outrageous and they have the nerve to lecture the public on behaviour whilst robbing us blind.

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