Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Starting young

Shane Greer found this great story yesterday.
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Can anyone guess what this corrupt, thieving little bastard, who was entirely happy to steal from his closest family, wants to be when he grows up?
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Still, good to see them starting young, eh?

I imagine that he'll go far...


Falco said...

I think he also wins the "Geek of the Year" award for hirng two hookers in order to play Halo with them. Amazing what some people get off on.

Ms Robinson said...

I think this shows excellent initiative. I would be proud to have a child as clever as this.

Anonymous said...

Hookers accept credit cards now?

Anonymous said...

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

Wow. This applies to hookers, too?

Anonymous said...

Of course the difference between hookers and politicians is that you pay hookers to fuck them whereas we pay politicians to fuck us.

Mark Wadsworth said...

What Falco says. That kid is about as stupid as you can be.

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