Monday, March 17, 2008

Some Monday morning fun

Poor David Prescott has failed to be selected as the Labour candidate for his father's seat.
The son of former deputy prime minister John Prescott has failed to be selected for his father's seat in Hull.

David Prescott lost out to local barrister Karl Turner in a seven-way selection battle.

Aaaahahahaha! Ha. Haha.

No, really, it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.
"All I ever wanted was to get to the final hustings to put my case to the members on how I wanted to stick my snout ever so firmly into the trough that my father managed to gorge himself in so very successfully build on the successes that Labour have achieved," said David Prescott.

Bad luck. Snigger...


Anonymous said...

He has seen the light of how under-worked and over-paid MPs are, so despite this set back he will gird his loins and battle on in the hallowed name of socialism!

The son of blubber will return to an election near you.

Anonymous said...

This cunt will find a way to dip his bread in our gravy. I wonder what quango the thick waste of space will end up chairing?

Henry North London 2.0 said...

Its sad isnt it?


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