The son of former deputy prime minister John Prescott has failed to be selected for his father's seat in Hull.
David Prescott lost out to local barrister Karl Turner in a seven-way selection battle.
Aaaahahahaha! Ha. Haha.
No, really, it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.
"All I ever wanted was to get to the final hustings to put my case to the members on how I wanted to
stick my snout ever so firmly into the trough that my father managed to gorge himself in so very successfullybuild on the successes that Labour have achieved," said David Prescott.
Bad luck. Snigger...