I would like to echo my colleague's assessment of Rowan Williams's latest piece of crap—why can't this man shut his fucking face?
The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams says the adoption of Islamic Sharia law in the UK is "unavoidable".
The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams is an utter arsehole who should be strung up by a meathook through his scrotum.
Dr Williams told BBC Radio 4's World at One that the UK has to "face up to the fact" that some of its citizens do not relate to the British legal system.
Tough fucking shit, frankly. Seriously, every time that Rowan Williams comes out with some piece of bullshit I think, "how can he possibly top this?" But he manages it every time: it's a gift.
Dr Williams argues that adopting some aspects of Sharia law would help maintain social cohesion.
How? How does one subset of citizens living under a different law than the others help with social cohesion, precisely?
For example, Muslims could choose to have marital disputes or financial matters dealt with in a Sharia court.
And what if those Sharia court judgements contravene British law? What then, Williams, you fuckwitted arse?
He says Muslims should not have to choose between "the stark alternatives of cultural loyalty or state loyalty".
Fuck them, frankly. We are not asking them to choose between "cultural loyalty or state loyalty", we are insisting that those people who live in this country live under the laws of this country. We are a secular country and our law is secular: we are not going to change the law for a bunch of fucking lunatics who believe that their particular sky-fairy has commanded them to live differently from everyone else.
Seriously, fuck them and fuck you too, Williams.
Everyone is equal under the law and that means the law of this land. If these people wish to live under a religious legal system, then might I humbly suggest that they fuck off to some country that has such a system? They might find that they are happier in Iran, Saudi Arabia or Sudan. And the climate's warmer too.
And there is no fucking way that the police should be enforcing this religious law, so how will it be enforced? By "community leaders"? And what happens if they break British law whilst enforcing their Sharia court's decisions?
You, Williams, are a fuckwit and a dangerous fuckwit at that. Oh, who will rid me of this turbulent priest?
[Waits expectantly for four knights to go and murder the bastard.]
Yes, yes, I know I'm not a king but throw me a frickin' bone here*...
* Preferably one of Rowan Williams's.