This is, of course, a treatment that I would heartily recommend for the One-Eyed King, but it seems, via The Daily Brute, that Gordo feels that he is under too much pressure as it is.
After just 14 appearances at Prime Minister's Question Time, Gordon Brown has expressed his growing disillusionment at what he considers the poor quality of the weekly battle of wills across the despatch box.
Mr Brown fears the 30-minute sessions have become so noisy and bad-tempered that the public will be increasingly repelled.
Really? It will come as no surprise to readers of The Kitchen that your humble Devil feels that PMQs is not nearly bad-tempered enough. I would cheer loudly were Cameron—or, more probably, someone with a spine—to turn around and call the Gobblin' King "a lying cunt".
Were I an MP (something that I doubt will ever happen, not least because I would get up every morning, disgusted with what I did for a living), I would happily call the monocular Jock fucker "an evil, illiberal, lying, totalitarian cunt" and take the consequences.
After all, it would be the first time that someone had told the truth in that Chamber for many a long year.