"Date(s) of the beginning of the consensual union(s) of women having ever been in consensual union: (i) first consensual union and (ii) current consensual union"
As far as I can make out, this is essentially asking women the following questions.
- When did you lose your virginity? (Date compulsory, juicy details optional.)
- When did you first start fucking your current squeeze? (Date compulsory, more juicy details optional. For the moment.)
And no, if this draft legislation goes through, putting "it's none of your fucking business when I got busy fucking" is not an option.
So, can we leave yet?