MPs have criticised "amazingly high" levels of sick leave among staff at the DVLA and the Driving Standards Agency.
On average, employees had three weeks a year sick leave, although that figure was bumped up by "a few people on long-term sickness," MPs said.
Three weeks? Three fucking weeks of sick leave a year? On average? What the fuck? Who the hell authorises this?
Public accounts committee chairman Edward Leigh said it was surprising the agencies could "function adequately".
The vast majority of people who have dealt with the DVLA might well say that it doesn't "function adequately" at all, and now we know why: because it's staffed by workshy, lazy cunts.
Either that, or they deliberately try to recruit ill people, and I doubt that they could: it'd be illegal discrimination against healthy applicants, surely?
Given that working for the state so obviously makes people sick, managers would be doing these people a favour by sacking them; then they can go and get a job that doesn't make them ill.