"There are 25 alternative milks available in health shops and supermarkets. Why do we not drink rats' milk, cats' milk or dogs' milk?"
Well, Mr E's not having any of her nonsense. The whole of his post is a joy, but I particularly liked
"The reasons why we don't drink rats' milk are almost too obvious to bother going into - and there's a sentence I never thought I'd type - but clearly the logistics of rearing, grazing and then milking vast fields of rats do not faze this gibbering unipedal loon."