Saturday, September 15, 2007

Major quality

One cannot deny that Twenty Major has a way with words. [Emphasis mine.]
However, I have discovered that the worst taste in the world is taking a swig of Veno’s for Chesty Coughs after brushing your teeth with Sensodyne toothpaste (which has a 100% taste of that pink water your drink at the dentists).

It’s like a million scorpions in renal failure pissing while a grizzly bear sprays gone-off-salmon flavoured diarrhoea directly into your mouth.

NOT recommended.

That must be why the bog-trotting bastard has got a book deal...

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