Powerful computer simulations used to create the world's first global warming forecast suggests temperature rises will stall in the next two years, before rising sharply at the end of the decade.
From 2010, they warn, every year has at least a 50% chance of exceeding the record year of 1998 when average global temperatures reached 14.54C.
Or, to put it another way, from 2010, every year has a 50% chance of not exceeding the high of 1998. Fuck it, why don't you guys just flip a coin?
You see, a lot of the data is proving somewhat inconvenient for the climate change
And satellite data is a little difficult to "correct"; it is thus extremely fortunate that the scientists are able to
Meanwhile, Bishop Hill announces some glad news: global warming is over!
Wake up, people: we are being lied to.