Your humble Devil has finally found a use for Polly Toynbee!
Can we volunteer her? It's the ultimate Big Brother; I can just see Polly moralising at everyone and then the other volunteers finally snapping and beating her to death. Winner!
The European Space Agency (Esa) is after volunteers for a simulated human trip to Mars, in which six crewmembers spend 17 months in an isolation tank.
Can we volunteer her? It's the ultimate Big Brother; I can just see Polly moralising at everyone and then the other volunteers finally snapping and beating her to death. Winner!
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In a caravan of 6 people trailing accross the desert - how long does it take the 5 saddled with huge backpacks to kill the leader?
Would she give up her £140,000 salary for a salary of just £41,000 over 17 months though!?!
Can we send Hazel Blears as well?
Seventeen weeks! She'd be dead in well less than 17 days. (less than 17 minutes if I was in there too...)
Zorro
Are there insects on Mars?
I would recommend not killing anybody until a couple of minutes before they open the doors again, otherwise the stench will be awful.
Is she edible?
as long as i have a laptop and internet access, count me in.
oh and a regular supply of beer and pizza.
Throw her out of the airlock, without a spacesuit and watch her explode.
revinkevin - your turn to clean the windows.
DK
I can't tell you how disappointed I was not to read the rant that she's always been a 'simulated human'.....
STB
YES, YES!!!!
Please, please God, could you let this happen?
Stick Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and George Monbiot in too, and they could bore one another to death!
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