Thursday, June 14, 2007

The government says: "don't forget to speculum a spastic".

I fucking despair.


Anonymous said...

So, they have to endure an embarrassing & technically difficult procedure so that some idiot somewhere can tick a box..?

Who exactly is the NHS run for these days..? It certainly isn't the 'customers'...

haddock said...

"cannot be ceased from"; is this a new variant of our language ? Is in general use among the fuckwitted ?
I have never noticed this construction before and I've seen some bad English in my time.

Unsworth said...

Seems to me that the GP has made a perfectly reasonable decision.

Maybe the spastics in 'Management' would care to publicly explain why and/or how a potentially invasive and distressing process should be visited on these unfortunate women. But you can bet that the idiot who wrote the letter will not be named and shamed.

Ms Smack said...


I just wish to bring it to your attention that I've never claimed to design the blog's template and have always kept Caz's credits in tact on the website as is morally right and copyright friendly.

I also have never proclaimed to be a designer but hey, that's the way the cookie crumbled.

I agree your site is fabulous and said so in my latest post recognising the other nominees.

Machiavelli's Understudy said...

What happened to the original "fist a spastic"?

Don't tell me you've had your bollocks removed, DK?

Devil's Kitchen said...

What happened to the original "fist a spastic"?

Actually, the reason that I changed it was purely because I preferred the alliteration of "speculum a spastic"; no other reason, really.


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