Saturday, March 24, 2007

I couldn't but help overhearing the following in the pub this afternoon, as the fuckwit gentlemen in question were pretty much bellowing.
Gentleman 1: "Elton John be a baron? Elton fakkin' John? 'E's the fakkin' gayest fakkin' coot on the fakkin' planet, the fakkin' queer."

Gentleman 2 [entirely in earnest]: "Elton John's not fakkin' gay. 'Is boyfriend is but Elton John's not."

There are times when I feel like weeping for this country. The rest of the time, I wish that I had a mask and a silenced pistol.

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