It was bound to happen, I suppose. What with DK being like he is. I just didn't think it would happen so soon, what with everything going so well.
And yet, here I am, alone this evening. And with countless others in front of me with only my tear stained teddy and bad TV to comfort me. And here you all are, with nothing on the kitchen since saturday, now that DK has abandoned you all too for this new love.
Oh, he won't be back for ages. I know what he's like. He'll be completely absorbed, night after night, with the both of them finding out all those new and cute things about each other. I've probably been forgotten by now.
I really don't know what I am supposed to do.
I mean, how is a girl to compete with a new Mac?
Anyone?
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He will be back after all, a mac as nice as it is cannot wear stockings and suspenders lol....
Exactly. It may look sleek and sexy, but when he sees how expensive it is to maintain he'll - oh.
buy a bigger better mac so he comes to you.
I thought size didn't matter?
He meant "wider", I suspect.
Surely a big, wide Mac wouldn't be that good, as it would be a bugger to fit in ones house?
Big black piece of rubber that needs a dozen batteries and a lassoo to keep from vibrating out the window and down the street...
Be better than a Mac too, at least it isn't a completely pretentious and useless inanimate object.
Are we talking about a "Mac" computer, or a Scotsman?
Once you've gone tartan, Trix, you'll never go back...
Tarragon chicken with fennel potatoes.
Roquefort served with a chilled sweet white wine.
Fruit with a glass of Rutherglen Muscat.
Then will you care?
Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much.
"Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much."
So you've met him, then?
"Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much."
Did somebody mention my name?
Even I feel ill now.
But yes, when viewed in a certain light,the old chap does look as if he's clad in Hunting Buchanan - all those multicoloured lesions, I suppose...
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