Does anyone know the whereabouts of Adrian Lithgow?
In September, wee Adrian was appointed as Head of Communications at the UK Independence Party and yet Adrian has not been seen or heard from during the current media shitstorm. At all.
Fears are growing for Adrian's safety; as the party is attacked from all sides, it is feared that Adrian may have succumbed to some for of extreme laryngitis. Certainly he seems to have entirely lost his voice.
Other party members are beginning to fear that young Adrian may be wandering around a wilderness somewhere, unable to remember who or where he is.
In order to help, The Devil's Kitchen is offering a reward** to anyone who can give us information leading to Adrian's discovery.
* He'd better be.
** A Cadbury's Cream Egg.
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