- Snap previews might well be the single most annoying web invention ever.
- Websites that make sounds or play music whilst you browse are always a fucking mistake: do this on your website and, no matter how desirable you products, I will leave immediately, OK? It's just not acceptable.
- Just because you can take up the whole of the tunnel, pavement or walkway does not mean that you should.
That includes people who walk really slowly or pretty quickly: however fast you move, I promise you that I walk more swiftly. And it definitely includes you fuckers snogging as you walk along; I don't give two shits about how in love you are, just get out of my fucking way.
- You don't have to stand in the middle of the aisle, thus effectively blocking it, in order to look at what is on the bottom shelves. Unless you are very long-sighted, in which case get some glasses and get out of my cunting way.
- When you go into the pub, take your fucking rucksack off, you cunt.
- I know this is tautological, but don't be a corrupt, venal, incompetant, shit-stain politician.
You see, easy rules for a cockroach-free living, the Devil way...