Thanks to the lovely Trixy, your humble Devil has been able to gain a transcript of the test as it will be applied to European Union citizens. It is, I think that you will agree, fascinating reading.
- Are you an EU citizen?
- If you answered YES to the above question, please rip this test paper into tiny pieces, wipe your arse on it and post it off to: "The Prime Minister, No 10 Downing Street, London, UK", enclosing the Addendum EU-PRICK01 attached.*
* Text of EU-PRICK01: "Dear Prime Minister, I am an EU citizen. Please shove this Britishness test up your rectum as it is illegal under EU law. I enclose the relevent excerpt from the Directive.Article 11 of Directive 2004/58/EC (29th April) says:
'The fundamental and personal right of residence in another Member State is conferred directly on Union citizens by the Treaty (establishing the European Union) and is not dependence upon their having fulfilled administrative procedures.'
Thank you for your benefits, love
_________________________________ [EU Citizen]
Personally, I'm looking forward to the next exciting initiative. In the meantime, I might make this a regular feature at The Kitchen; I think that there is scope for a "fucking stupid ideas that our leaders have but can't actually implement anyway because they are in contravention of EU Directives" section.
Can we leave yet?