The poor, little Greek boy writes an open letter to Rosie Kane MSP.

You promised to bring a little "craziness" to the Scottish Parliament; well, I certainly can't accuse you of breaking your promises. A shame it's not kooky, adorable, Kate Bush-style eccentricity, but full-on, barking, 13-on-the-Beaufort-Scale, mad as a bag of boiled owls, dribbling insanity that seems to be your USP. USP. That's alright, I'll wait while you go and look it up.

Go and read the whole thing: it is positively frightening in its eloquence and accuracy…