Sunday, November 12, 2006

Emily's baby has finally arrived! Congratulations.
They weigh the baby. He is a whopping 10 pounds 10 oz. They are all in shock at the size of the baby and the fact I got him out the wrong way up without tearing. So, our son is called Zachary James.

I think that there's a moral here, eh? If only Emily had smoked during pregnancy, then the whole exercise might have been a little easier as she would not have given birth to a fucking giant. There's a tip for you, ladies; you can have it for free!

Oh, and here's another: do check under your child's bed, you never know what might be lurking there…

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