A very funny post from The Flying Rodent here.
"Tired" Pope Slams Uppitty Foreigners
An "emotional" Pope Benedict XVI has lashed out at protesting heathens in a shocking four-letter rant.
The emotional pontiff, addressing a crowd of forty thousand in Vatican City, pronounced himself "Sick to the fucking tits" following protests in Muslim countries over his recent, entirely reasonable comments on Islam.
Shaking his fist in the air, the Pope turned the air blue, exhorting protesting Muslims to "fuck right off" and urging them to "Come and have a go, if you've got the bollocks".