3. Do I look fat?
a) No, of course not. (After saying this, quickly leave the room.)
b) I've seen fatter.
c) No, an elephant’s much fatter, dear.
d) Darling, I love you just the way you are.
Surely there is also, e) Well, it's all relative, isn't it, darling?
Oh, and while we are about it...
Has anyone noticed the extraordinary similarity in pose of James Higham and Neil Harding's profile pictures? Could the denizen of Russia and the NuLabour loony be in any way related? I think that we should be told.