Saturday, September 23, 2006

Inspired by the P-G's effort, I thought I'd do this just for fun...

There's currently a talentless Jock
Called McConnell; he's easy to mock.
He bleeds Scotland dry,
Without telling us why;
He deserves to be kicked in the cock.

There! Wasn't that jolly? So here's another...

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To kick these fuckers out.
Would you care if they were dead?
I'd not, without a doubt."

Have a go if you think you're soft enough...


Mr Eugenides said...

Once you had the word "Jock", it pretty much wrote itself, didn't it?

Myrddin Wen said...

Serving Suggestion - read after 2 pints of Ye Olde English Cider...

A Troll lived under a bridge and cried;
'none shall pass hencef'th for free'.

A wiz'd approach'd and then defied,
'ge' thee hence away from me!'.

The Troll climbed up and stared cross eyed
'pon the wiz'd of ancien' creed.

'Wouldst thee defy my proclamation, I'd
have set 'pon folk and gen'ry?'.

The wiz'd squared 'is shoulders, sighed,
''f i've told thee once, I've tol' thee three...
Fuck off, Tony.'


Perchance a better offering than,
'Twas once a fellow from Hunt.' ?

The very model of a modern scientific man

Your humble Devil was thoroughly amused by Neil Ferguson's fall from grace, and is very pleased to have found the time to outline Fergus...