- Things that scare me
- My post (usually containing massive bills that I cannot pay)
- People, when I'm not in the right mood
- Disintegrating teeth
- People who make me laugh
- My father
- Jimmy Carr (a guilty pleasure)
- H (not the one from Steps)
- Things I hate the most
- NuLabour in general, but the Gobblin' King in particular
- Aubergines
- Wilfully ignorant people
- Things I don't understand
- How even 21.6% of the electorate could have voted for NuLabour last time
- Organic chemistry
- How some people at the Fringe could possibly think that their show was worth bringing up
- Things I'm doing right now
- Not getting myself sorted out as quickly as I'd like
- Drinking in Fringe venues until the early hours of the morning with old, and new, friends
- Writing up a backlog of reviews
- Things I want to do before I die
- Do a job that I enjoy and get paid enough for
- Visit Machu Picchu
- Drive a steam train
- Things I can do
- Design beautifully creepy artwork
- Entertain people (when I'm in the mood)
- Upgrade and troubleshoot Macs
- Ways to describe my personality
- Darkly witty (though often crossing the line)
- Addictive
- Devious
- Things I can't do
- Anything to do with DIY
- Stop drinking once I start
- Keep up to date with paperwork
- Things I think you should listen to
- The Waterboys
- Good advice
- Me
- Things you should never listen to
- Polly Toynbee
- Anyone trying to sell you anything over the 'phone
- Those voices in your head
- Things I'd like to learn
- How to speak fluent French again
- How to be more organised
- The best way to skin a cat
- Favourite foods
- Rare venison steak, lightly fried in wild rowan jelly
- Kedgeree
- A really good creme brulée made with custard, not fucking yoghurt (what my mother used to call "poor man's creme brulée")
- Beverages I drink regularly
- Real ale
- White or tawny port
- Coffee
- Shows I watched as a kid
- G-Force—Battle For The Planets
- Champion The Wonder Horse
- Bananaman
- People I'm tagging (to do this meme)
There; happy now? I'm not: one feels that one could have been more witty when once one has completed these things. Ah well...
3 comments:
Dammit. 'The day will come when everyone will Know. The. Name. Of. CHAMPIOOOOOON the Wonder Horse!'
Gauntlet throwing answered in kind
Champion the wonderhorse, eh? Lassie, but with a bigger cock.
Returned from hols, suitably refreshed (though not actually with one of my listed refreshments - we restricted ourselves to Chianti and Prosecco) and have done my bit here.
PG
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