Tagged!

I appear to have been tagged to do the Meme Of 3 by The Guttersnipe, damn his eyes. Now I am actually going to have to think about something.

1. Things that scare me


• My post (usually containing massive bills that I cannot pay)


• People, when I'm not in the right mood


• Disintegrating teeth


2. People who make me laugh


• My father


• Jimmy Carr (a guilty pleasure)


• H (not the one from Steps)


3. Things I hate the most


• NuLabour in general, but the Gobblin' King in particular


• Aubergines


• Wilfully ignorant people


4. Things I don't understand


• How even 21.6% of the electorate could have voted for NuLabour last time


• Organic chemistry


• How some people at the Fringe could possibly think that their show was worth bringing up


5. Things I'm doing right now


• Not getting myself sorted out as quickly as I'd like


• Drinking in Fringe venues until the early hours of the morning with old, and new, friends


• Writing up a backlog of reviews


6. Things I want to do before I die


• Do a job that I enjoy and get paid enough for


• Visit Machu Picchu


• Drive a steam train


7. Things I can do


• Design beautifully creepy artwork


• Entertain people (when I'm in the mood)


• Upgrade and troubleshoot Macs


8. Ways to describe my personality


• Darkly witty (though often crossing the line)


• Addictive


• Devious


9. Things I can't do


• Anything to do with DIY


• Stop drinking once I start


• Keep up to date with paperwork


10. Things I think you should listen to


• The Waterboys


• Good advice


• Me


11. Things you should never listen to


• Polly Toynbee


• Anyone trying to sell you anything over the 'phone


• Those voices in your head


12. Things I'd like to learn


• How to speak fluent French again


• How to be more organised


• The best way to skin a cat


13. Favourite foods


• Rare venison steak, lightly fried in wild rowan jelly


• Kedgeree


• A really good creme brulée made with custard, not fucking yoghurt (what my mother used to call "poor man's creme brulée")


14. Beverages I drink regularly


• Real ale


• White or tawny port


• Coffee


15. Shows I watched as a kid


• G-Force—Battle For The Planets


• Champion The Wonder Horse


• Bananaman


16. People I'm tagging (to do this meme)


• The P-G


• Mr E


• Carpsio

There; happy now? I'm not: one feels that one could have been more witty when once one has completed these things. Ah well...