Monday, June 12, 2006

Belated I know, but I've only just had time to read this gem from Barry Beelzebub...
Apparently the Executive is considering proposals to force landlords to promote “sensible eating” as a condition of their licences by banning pies, beans and chips from their menus.

For goodness sake, have you ever been to Scotland? It’s a horrible place, full of drunks, shortbread and drizzle. The poor inhabitants (i.e. those who can’t afford the rail fare South) must have some consolation in their lives. That’s why they invented the deep-fried Mars Bar.

Tee hee...

1 comment:

Falloff Boy said...

I'd like to get offended at this, but it's difficult, because it's true.
Bugger.

The very model of a modern scientific man

Your humble Devil was thoroughly amused by Neil Ferguson's fall from grace, and is very pleased to have found the time to outline Fergus...