McDonalds are being accused of targeting unhealthy food at young people with plans for a bigger Big Mac.
Liberal Democrat health spokesman Steve Webb is starting a petition in Parliament saying there is no need for the 40% bigger burger.
What the fuck? Seriously, Steve, have you really got nothing better to do than attempt to legislate against the size of the burgers provided by a private company?
The bigger Mac is due to go on sale in June despite the company's previous moves away from "super size" portions.
Mr Webb said he was dismayed by the news, especially as he spent the weekend watching Super Size Me, Morgan Spurlock's film about spending a month eating only McDonald's meals.
I see, so Mr Webb has been worried by a film in which some stupid cunt decides that he is only going to eat one type of food and whose body suffers as a result; Mr Webb really needs to find something constructive to do. Do you think that there is any danger that his secretary might start fucking him so that he hasn't got time to draft illiberal bollocks like this?
It would be funny, but it's not; it's pathetic, frankly. Would anyone like to sign a petition telling Steve to fuck off? Just drop your name in the comments, below the legend, "Fuck off, Steve"...
And now, I'm off to have a Big Mac and imagine that I am biting into Steve Webb's face. Or I would do, but he is such an insignificant little fucker that I have no idea what he looks like...