I am very sorry, but I think that I may not have grasped the point here. I am unable to discern whether you are someone who is actually in Tory Party HQ who writes like a complete moron, or whether you are a very clever girl pastiching David Cameron's latest rubbish in a moronic manner.
I was wondering whether you could enlighten me?
I assume that it is written by new editor D'Ancona's girlfriend or something. Or, and I don't know if he has children, his 12 year old daughter. It is drivel of the very first water. Steer well clear...