If you are offended by strong Right Wing views and bad language, you should probably fuck off now and go hug a tree.
I'm thinking of barstardising it. How about:
If you are offended by strong free-market, libertarian, anti-socialist views and some of the worst language that you have ever read, you should probably fuck off and drown yourself in a bucket of new low-fat soya milk*. Or get cancer. Whatever.
What do you think: not strong enough...?
Oh, and I like this picture too.
* I've just seen an advert for this stuff. Low-fat soya milk? What the fuck is that shit?