Friday, May 19, 2006

Alan Davies can suck my cock

I am watching a somewhat out of date Jonathon Ross show; he has Alan Davies in interview and, apparently, Alan was rumoured to be the next Doctor Who. I have met Alan Davies off-camera and not in interview, and I would like to make one thing absolutely clear.

Alan Davies, in real life, is as pleasant as vaginal thrush and as funny as tertiary-stage prostate cancer. The man is a cunt.

I would rather see Jim Davidson as Doctor Who, because Alan is a more appalling person than Jim; you see, in real life, Jim is funny and not an utter bastard. So, next time you see Alan Davies playing some loveable tosspot on TV, remember that the man is a total and utter twat.

The title of this post is inappropriate: I don't want Davies' raddled, bitter mouth anywhere near my tackle. Remember, the man is a cunt of the vewy first water.

4 comments:

The Gorse Fox said...

Not keen then?

Oscar Wildebeest said...

"Jim [Davidson] is funny..."

No, sorry, you lost me there.

Anonymous said...

If you think Davidson is "funny" and "not an utter bastard", then it's hard to take anything else yuo take seriously.

Anonymous said...

Yep. A smug, self-satisfied curly haired cunt.

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