Thursday, April 20, 2006

Via His High ChickenYoghurtness...

renew for freedom - MAY 2006 - renew your passport

Luckily, I did, quite genuinely, lose my passport on a drunken night out a few weeks ago (and haven't returned to any of the pubs wherein it might lie since)* so this would appear to be the perfect opportunity...


* No doubt some massive black man is even now showing the passport, replete with picture of scrawny, white guy clumsily coloured brown with a felt-tip pen, claiming to be a Mr Mawnzey...**

** Why the fuck do people have such problems pronouncing my surname? Mounsey, Mounsey, it's not that fucking difficult: it's just mousey with an "n" after the "u". And as for people being able to spell it... Jesus fucking Christ...

4 comments:

www.freebritannia.com said...

it's just mousey with an "n" after the "u"

You mean like, it rhymes with, lousey?

chris said...

i haven't but luckily, no matter what the passport office would like you think, it isn't a requirement.

Devil's Kitchen said...

You mean like, it rhymes with, lousey?

Yes, if lousey was spelt "lounsey".

DK

Al said...

fuck! and here was me thinking your name was satan.

The very model of a modern scientific man

Your humble Devil was thoroughly amused by Neil Ferguson's fall from grace, and is very pleased to have found the time to outline Fergus...