Via email, this amusing little joke entitled Understanding Men...
Well, it made me laugh...
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...
So I told her to fuck off.
Well, it made me laugh...
4 comments:
Ah, the old ones are the best...
Is that "Ink..." Clare? Hadn't realised that you were back...
DK
Yep, 'Ink' Clare here! I am indeed back, and I thought you knew that? You've given me a link!
I'm sure it did.
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