Thursday, April 13, 2006

Via email, this amusing little joke entitled Understanding Men...
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...

So I told her to fuck off.

Well, it made me laugh...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, the old ones are the best...

Devil's Kitchen said...

Is that "Ink..." Clare? Hadn't realised that you were back...

DK

Anonymous said...

Yep, 'Ink' Clare here! I am indeed back, and I thought you knew that? You've given me a link!

Chairwoman of the bored said...

I'm sure it did.

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