Translation of the Holyrood roof surveyor's report: "We haven't got a fucking clue why it happened so we are going to have to check the lot and then hope for the best."
Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
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In engineering speak, sheared bolt generally means "Oh shit, it shouldn't be loaded like that."
well who would you pull from the rubble first? Nicola Sturgeon would be my choice, in the hope of a show of gratefulness back at my house.
Wrinkled Weasel,
That is totally wrong on every level. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
Yours,
Disgusted of Edinburgh
Not even Annabel Goldie?
That's just cold.
What about wee Rosie Kane? How could you possibly leave her to perish?
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