Saturday, March 18, 2006

South Park is "battling" Scientology.
[Comedy Central] also denied it had axed the episode featuring Cruise after reports of pressure from the actor to drop it from its schedules.

And the actor denied reports suggesting he had threatened not to promote his latest film Mission Impossible: 3 if the episode was broadcast.
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"Not true," Cruise's spokesman said about the reports. "I can tell you that he never said that."

What a pity; I was hoping, for a second there, that we wouldn't have to see the waddling, talentless sex-dwarf ever again. It seems my hopes have been cruelly dashed.

And Isaac Hayes can suck my white-chocolate salty balls, frankly.

3 comments:

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Yes, but have you properly considered the advantages of using CILLIT BANG?

MuppetLord said...

Only if I get to bump off Barry Scott in the process, otherwise there is no point.

Katy Newton said...

I was very disappointed in Isaac Hayes. I quite liked some of his stuff. And Portishead sampled him and everything.

The very model of a modern scientific man

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