Monday, March 13, 2006

Random Rants hits the spot again...

Random Rants' League Table of Shit.
When did everything get so shit? Growing up I vaguely recall a certain level of shittyness around, but nothing like it is today. You can't go five minutes these days without encountering something which completely redefines your previous understanding of shit.

Since it's impossible for me to write letters to all the shitty things I encounter, I've decided to launch the League Table of Shit where I can list some of the things I encounter each month, describing their shittyness, then presenting them to you in gorgeous graphical table format for your information and - to a lesser extent - your sexual gratification.

Also not to be missed is the incredibly funny review of The Roller Blade Seven, a film so bad that it has redefined the definition of fucking shit.
Now I know what some of you are going to be thinking. You'll be thinking "Wow, that sounds terrible, I must get my hands on a copy of that!". NO! Do not consider this course of action under any circumstances. While you may think that The Roller Blade Seven is a bad movie, and while the review may have given some hint of an indication of how bad it is, nothing can hope to convey how terrible a movie this actually is, and any attempts to view it will result in a deep rooted loathing of the medium of film.

The only good thing about this film is that it has spawned a very funny review...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of very funny reviews, Ste Curran's review of The Eminem Show remains one of the funniest I've ever read. It probably qualifies for some kind of 'bloody devil', although its not a fisk...

The very model of a modern scientific man

Your humble Devil was thoroughly amused by Neil Ferguson's fall from grace, and is very pleased to have found the time to outline Fergus...