Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Insert name of any politician here...

Shamelessly pinched from Dangerously Subversive Dad in what will, no doubt, become some sort of meme...
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What's happened?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Gordon Brown and are asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection.”

“How much is everyone giving on average?”

“About a litre.”

Ha ha ha! If only...

3 comments:

Allan Scullion said...

Put me down for a gallon

Anonymous said...

That. Is. Fantastic.

MuppetLord said...

lmao

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