Monday, March 27, 2006

I fucking hate The Gobblin' King

The Goblin KingThe Gobblin' King: "You have thirteen hours to solve my labyrinthine tax policies and rescue your baby's inheritance before it becomes mine; forever... Such a pity..."

Sometimes, even with my extensive mastery of Anglo-Saxon, it is difficult for me to articulate satisfactorally my hatred for Gordon Brown; to say that he is a fat, evil, crusty daemon's cunt of an excuse for a dog-turd hardly even comes close (although it provides a minor satisfaction for my blistered soul).

However, I had forebodings when I heard that he had tinkered with Trusts, and my fears were confirmed when I saw this article quoted by The Englishman.
The Chancellor announced plans to apply a triple tax to trusts set up to enable beneficiaries to avoid inheritance tax.

“Accumulation and maintenance trusts” are set up by parents and grandparents wanting to bequeath assets free of tax while preventing them from being squandered.

The action against the trusts is retrospective, forcing people to reorganise their financial affairs or leave their heirs with an unexpected tax bill.

Need I point out how rare it is to make any legislation retrospective? He must be getting really desperate for cash.
The Chancellor’s measure means that assets put in to the trusts will be taxed at 20 per cent on the way in. The assets will also be taxed at 6 per cent every ten years. The final sting is an “exit charge” of up to 6 per cent when the beneficiaries take the assets out of the trusts.

Assets put into these trusts have hitherto been free of inheritance tax on the way in and the way out. Crucially, too, they have been able to grow in value without attracting tax.

Now, longtime readers will know how I feel about Inheritance Tax, or death duties. I think that they are deeply wrong on both a moral level and on an economic level. It is capital that provides social mobility, for capital provides leverage. Destroying reserves of capital destroys opportunities and thus stunts social mobility.

Trusts were one of the ways in which death duties could be avoided or ameliorated. Now, please remember that any money going into a Trust has already been taxed, usually via NI and/or income tax or via Capital Gains Tax. This is not tax-free cash, OK?

Now the Trust fund will also be taxed as it accumulates. Can you think of any other situation in which this happens? If you save money in the bank, you get taxed on the interest, i.e. the income, but not on the capital itself (until you die). With Capital Gains Tax, you do not get taxed until you liquidate the capital assets, i.e. turn the assets, e.g. shares, into income. The only other place that I can think of this happening is in businesses, where the business capital (which the Chancellor calls "profit") is taxed each year. This is an extraordinary move, by our one-eyed chum.

And, then, of course, the money is taxed on the way out. Remember that it has been taxed at least twice on the way into the Trust, it will be taxed every 10 years whilst it is in there, and it will be taxed on the way out. And then whoever receives the money will also be taxed again since it will usually count as income. So, in most circumstances (except for if the money is used, for instance, to buy a primary residence), the money will be taxed twice on the way out too.

The Gobblin King has done it again, the fucking little shit. And the worst of it is, there are some otherwise quite intelligent people in the blogosphere who will praise him for this action, whining and bitching about how "taxing luck" is totally fair, etc. He is not taxing luck: he is taxing the hard-earned income of hard-working people; he is doing it multiple times and he is doing it out of pure spite. He is taking away people's incentive to save, both for themselves and their children, and taking away opportunities that people would not otherwise have. And he is doing it so that some feckless shit who couldn't keep her legs together can get a Council House, or so that a man in Derby with 14 children can have a bigger house, or so that some fucking waster smack-addict on a Glasgow housing estate can have a TV to sell for skag.

As I have said repeatedly, socialism is about taking property from those who have earned it and handing it to those who have not. It is theft, pure and simple, and no amount of whining about fucking "social justice" will ever detract from that fact.

You want to help those who aren't in work? Give them a really good reason to go and get a job. You think that there are jobs that "natives" won't do? Cut off their benefits and see how those jobs get filled. You think teenage pregnancies are harmful? Don't give them economic incentives to have children.

And finally, Gordo, you fucking Cyclopean little tossbag, you want to help the hard-working poor? Give them their fucking money back, you cunt.

50 comments:

Serf said...

Pure Poetry.

Gordon Brown is evil incarnate and an immature and spiteful low life.

Anonymous said...

ditto.

Rob Read.

chris said...

That poor woman, having to hand over her child for organ harvesting in order to fulfill her taxes ... oops sorry that's in next years budget. Your organs belonging to the NHS which graciously allows you the temporary use of them.

The Pedant-General said...

DK,

The chancellor does not tax the CAPITAL in a business. It is indeed the profit - the RETURN on the capital - that is taxed.

If he really is intending to apply a 6% levy on the total capital - not the gain - in a trust, then he really does need a sound flogging on the steps of his club.

That would indeed be socialism red in tooth and claw....

PG

Anonymous said...

I am glad I'm not the only one who thinks that Gordon Brown is a doublepluscunt.

MW

Anonymous said...

Spot on mate

The turd brown has said he will continue the war against Terror. Well hey thanks a bunch. If it wasn't for his fuckwit master Blair we wouldnt have a war on terror on our hands.
We are apparently Al-Quadeas number one target and its all thknks to tweedle dum (Blair) and tweedle even dummer (Brown)

Anonymous said...

Gordon brown is a complete and utter colostomy bag licking squint eyed scottish twat

Arpad said...

Not only is he a smelly finger nail chewing, nose picking wrong cock, but he's got some big problem with his mouth. Have you noticed that spazzy thing he does with his mouth when he talks?
Does he do that when he lies?
He's a communist sly-winking nonce.
If he wasn't chancellor he would be giving free candy to kids outside schools.

Anonymous said...

He is a thief, who has stolen money from proper hard working families. He should be ashamed of himself, where are his morals? he has none.

Anonymous said...

GORDON BROWN IS A BIG FAT FUCKING PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He is an appaling swine isnt he. No taxation without representation eh...whats a stealth tax if it isnt invisible and its hard to represent the invisible.....duh! But the dumbo's will still vote foe the evil bastard

Stopmakingsense said...

Got to finance our European Islamic furture somehow!!.

And as Muslims send so much money to their famlies far and wide - well lets see now - I know!! - the British tax payer can fund a future they dont want - from a man they never elected.

Good old Gordon!! - He's shafting us every day, - and yet still we say nothing!!!.

Why don't we wake up to the fact that the spin doctors of Nu Labour have realised, that we as a nation, moan and whinge to each other - we never protest in unison - we never support one another - and so a little tinkering here and there, with laws designed to shut us up - goes down a treat at Labour H.Q.

One day - we may have to wake at the crack of dawn, to pray in some specific direction or other, to some sort of rock, in some Arabian peninsula, that non of us have the slightest interest in.
Woman will be "visible", only in black tents, and our history as a great nation will have vanished into the vast Saudi deserts.

Tell me - will we regret not protesting about Gordon Brown and his future plans for our nation then!!.

Wake up!!. - This man is a traitor to us all!!.

Anonymous said...

He's like a big frog that's died.

Anonymous said...

At last- i stumbled across this site and i have found people who share my feelings about that non elected, smarmy, arrogant cunt known as brown. This fucker has sent our once fine country down the river, taxing everyone to death and handing out our hard earned tax to every cunt with a desire to blow us up- we shouldnt take it.

Anonymous said...

Beautifully put! I am consumed with hatred for this fukkin vandal and what he has done to our country and social standards.
Well said and god bless.
Gordon you are such a fukkin cunt!!!

Anonymous said...

I cannot put into words how much i hate him. He is robbing all of us to prop up the gold plated public sector pensions, give the idle and feckless free social housing, and actively support the uncontrolled breeding of braindead whores who consider dropping a sprog every chance they get in order to get a free life. And as for the ones who claim sick benefit just because they are too lazy to work.

The only way this country will survive is to do the following:

Cut fuel duty by a massive amount
Tax public sector pensions like he has done to everyone else.

Anyone on long term unemployment benefits should have it stopped immediately.

Stop the loafers from claiming sickness benefit by making sure that only those that are truthfully unable to work can get money, and not the shites who do it because they are fucking lazy.

Unknown said...

He is a complete minge, I am hard pressed to decide who I despise more. Gordon Twat Brown or Ken the Cunt Livingstone.
Still bad rubbish never lasts long in politics.

DownWitBrown said...

Fuck racism. Fuck all that bollocks. This fucker has to be brought down as soon as possible. He fucks us all over every day, black or white. Grow a pair and let's do this fucker now. It's all take take take and you get nothing back - unless you consider living in this shithole a benefit. If you do, then prepare thyself for a war - that's what we need. Overthrow this fucking shite - no matter if it's Labour, Conservative or Liberal - face it, there all lining up to screw you down. Bear arms against this dictatorship, for that's what it is. I'm no Muslim extremist, just a disgruntled UK citizen. We need a change to progress and Brown and chums are not the way forward.

Anonymous said...

You are all to a man/woman 100% correct in everything you say about Brown. Liar, traitor, ugly scottish it's all true. Moreover you could say similar things regarding the whole lib, lab con axis of evil. If you really want to effect change then you have to vote for it. It's no good whingeging about Brown, Cameron and Clegover and the associated media whores who prop up this dictatorship. Just for once ignore the propaganda and vote BNP. It's not perfect I know and there are parts of the manifesto I personally don't agree with. But if you measure them against what we currently have and their covert plans to turn Europe and us along with it into a coffee coloured monculture then I think the BNP are definetly worth voting for. After all what other choices do you have... the smoke screen known as UkIP (designed to steer votes away from the BNP and never to assume power). Regards to all Livinhope.

Anonymous said...

You've got to give Brown some credit, he took up the mantle of the most despised PM of all time and somehow managed to go down from there.

Wolfdog Hank said...

Why don't we start a political party to dismantle the welfare state?

Devil's Kitchen said...

"Why don't we start a political party to dismantle the welfare state?"

We already have...

DK

Anonymous said...

please god make brown go away- he his evil

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...

It was once said by some that they would dance on Mrs T's grave, I'd get a fucking conga going on that socialist arsewipe brown's grave.

Anonymous said...

It was certainly sung about by Elvis Costello in the song "Tramp The Dirt Down" on his album "Spike". Perhaps we could get Elvis C to re-record: "When England was the whore of the world, Gordon was her madam ..."

Anonymous said...

Ooh do I feel better for reading all these comments on the man I love to hate! I found this site by typing in 'I hate Gordon Brown' into Google.

I already feel excited about the next general election and can't wait to see the tosspot and his cronies whipped and beaten black and blue. I reckon 2009 will be a good year because people will feel their frustration over him and his cronies lessening more and more as we realise he will soon be terminated.

He definitely is the biggest f*****g C**t going - I am a lady so can't type the swear words in full, but I do think them in full loud and clear every time I watch the wanker on tv or listen to him on the radio. Gordon Brown, YOU and yours are responsible for the DESTRUCTION and RAPE of our country and its people. Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

I hate Gordon Brown and his cronies more than I've ever hated anything in my 36 year's on this earth.

Last week, Jeremy Clarkson was criticized for suggesting Gordon Brown is a one eyed idiot. I was disgusted that he got a bollocking over this as he was factually correct:

1) Gordon Brown has one eye
2) Gordon Brown is an idiot

Science tells us that the above facts are true. Gordon Brown must be paying the media mega bucks to keep them on side, either this or the media people are just f*cking stupid beyond belief. Voters are entitled to their opinions (Hence opinion polls) and Jeremy Clarkson is a voter, so what's he done wrong. He's not been critical of one eyed people, he's been critical of the c**t who is Gordon Brown.

The fact that the media bothered to report this has lead me to believe the media in the UK is also run by C**ts like Gordon Brown.

If I ever met Gordon Brown personally, I'd ensure to tell him exactly why he's such a C**t and believe that I could rant angrily on such a subject for the rest of my days.

I also hate Jacqui Smith - How the f**k she got the job of home secretary is beyond me, she knows f**k all, understands f**k all and does f**k all. She's a complete waste of skin who I'd gladly feed to my pet crocodile, only I suspect he wouldn't want to eat such a huge pile of utter sh*te.

I truly can't wait for Brown and his band of idiots to leave office, the longer they are in office, the worse our situation gets.

I thank whoever set this site up for allowing me to vent my anger! It's worked a treat...

Anonymous said...

A famous patriot once said "The people get the government they deserve". Britain has been eroded beyond belief. We are a joke now in the world, our civil liberties have been stamped on and we do have a repressive goivernment and almost a police state.

The only way forward is to overthrow this Brown regime. Please everyone vote at every opportunity to get them out of office. If that doesn't work, we have the right under the constitutuion and Bill of Rights to rise up and throw off tyrannical rule.

Brown has destroyed the eceonomy, presiodes over an ailing half deadbeat government of self interest wankers, and is the worst leader in the western world.

He is a victim weaiting to be speared - please let me to be the first to stick it into him.

PS Whatever your view, the BNP are NOT the answer to anything. They are racist, homophobic, facist scum with hidden and not so hidden, monstrous policies and beliefs. They need to be defeated as much as Brown.

PS I'm a Liberal.

Anonymous said...

I also found this site by typing into Google " I hate Gordon Brown " - I was not sure why at first but now I am glad I did. I totally agree with the peice on inheritence tax, how people of this country can still carry on each day as if this does not go on is beyond me. There was a case last year where two elderly sisters had lived in the same home for many years and they went to the EU court of Human Rights to fight against having to pay inheritance tax when one of them dies. Well - they fucking lost! - it turns out that when one of them dies the other sister will have to sell the house just to pay the 40% tax on its value above £312,000. So, alongside the fact of having to deal with your sisters death, (they are 91 & 83) you also have the added burden of not being able to stay in the home you have lived in all your life! - How the fuck this goes on in this country and how the fuck NU Labour justify this is also beyond me !

the conservatives said they would increase the threshold to one million - its a start anyway but with the defecit the Fat Bastard has now got us into it is looking more and more unlikely every day.

NU Labour have got everything wrong and immigration has put strains on everything - We all should have listened to Enoch powell - http://www.natfront.com/powell.html

If an MP or even if the fat fucker himself reads this - I want you to know something.

Your legacy will be - to be known as the Prime Minister that bottled an election, bankrupt the United Kingdom and lied to millions.

Anonymous said...

Our biggest problem is not gb its the fact we cant get up off our arses and force change. I mean to say protest but what does protestation ever get anyone other than a fuck off you crying cunt. We have no real means of indicating to the government that they cant take the piss any which way they like , which is the current westminster culture. We are controlled like dogs , beaten(financially) by so-called saviours fo the world economy who advocate policies based on media spin and whatever increases their standing in the polls at the time. GB really doesnt give a shit. As a scot I thought i might have a chance but as you saw from the recent decimation of the scottish finance industry he cares not for our affairs either. It almost seems like a political card was played to force for example loyds to take over hbos.

Reece Hewitt said...

He's a dictator who has not been voted by the people of Britain! We know Gordon Brown is screwing everyone, but what are we going to do about it? This is the problem. It's obvious that nothing is being done so he is continuing and will do so until he is removed. Forget waiting for the election, The Queen should remove him immediately. 100 years ago, this asshole would be hung in the gallows.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate this cunt, dictator, comunist, two faced cunt. Cunt cunt cunt unelected cunt, fat cunt he is the worst thing to ever happen to this country. Socialist cunt, McAvity cunt, every economic problem right now can be traced to this fat shit face cunt. Fuck off Gordon Brown.

Anonymous said...

God i am really glad i found this site like everybody else on here got to say what i feel about these absolute wank labour shits.

Goblin Cyclopes Clown (Gordon Brown D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D) and his army of nu-shite robbing self helping dicks are the most hated and vulger goverment to grace the face of the earth since the Aztecs. They carry the same traits Sacrificing there people for gain and power and using imigrants as slaves, that fat gobshite should build himself a temple full of shit which he can swim in with his goverment.

I hate these aseholes in power at the moment and would just wish guy falkes was still around.

PLEASE PLEASE everyone sighn on his No10 Website for him to resighn its at 50,000+ and needs to quadruple that to even begin to be realistic on what this country thinks of him and his pathetic bunch of croneys

Everyone i talk to says this goverment and that one eyed absolute bowl ferrit say he is the most useless peice of excrement ever to grace our parliment.

Alister darling who is that gobshite i wish someone would run in to the houses of parliment and punch him and the clown on live TV so then he knows what 90% of this country thinks of him and the toilet festering cyclopes.

LABOUR- ROBBING BUNCH OF ARROGANT, LYING,IGNORANT, CHEATING, SELF HELPING, COUNTRY DESTROYING, BUNCH OF VILE TOSSERS TO GRACE ANYWHERE

Anonymous said...

I loathe this dour, unlikeable corrupt hunk of detritus but neither he nor Blair need shoulder the blame for the War on Terror. Al Qaeda and its forerunners had been carrying out their forced conversions,rape, torture,and murder long before the Gulf War and then Iraq! Study your history. We ignored their hideous activities in other parts of the world for so long they came to believe we were afraid of them.
Wee always refused to condemn because it was "politically incorrect" on religious grounds. BIG mistake.
ANY infidel country is their "number one target"

Anonymous said...

I decided to leave my home country two years ago because as a Brit I was at a disadvantage all over the place.
Now perhaps I'll come back to try and vote out this corrupt bunch. The superior tones of Margaret Beckett, for one, ring false when she's one of the twenty-odd who've been dipping their hands into our
pockets. Half of the scummy assemblage were trained as lawyers so that really stood them in good stead for legalised theft. The Law Society and much publicised "regulators" actually regulate fuck all in the legal profession. They all band together to SAFEGUARD the legal eagles.

Anonymous said...

Sign the petition to get rid of that power crzy bastard.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/

gordon cuntbrown said...

Gordon Brown is an inhuman, treacherous, lying ,useless,overtaxing, ineffectual,thieving fucking bastarding cunting sack of shite!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hate him, a liar, a turd and a madman, a disgrace to Scotland and humankind
he and TB have put me into depressionland and no hope for any future whatsoever anon despite I doubt it is actually possible

Anonymous said...

I have put a post on before and just want to put another on, to show how much i hate the unspeakable wankers that are destroying our country now on purpose because they are going to loose the next election without doubt, the titanic sank about 3 months ago now its the U85 now and the deck chairs are still moving around with two cowardly unelected scumbags at the helm.

I cant make a list up on here of the complete incopidence these theifs have and are causing as i would be here till 2050 typing it out and it makes me sick to be honest like me and 3/4 of the country.

For the first time in all my life next year i am going to vote and it wont be liebour and the deluded thick coward party. Roll on the election.

I actually have a bottle of moet on stanby just to watch the fat one eyed cunt and green slime man and theifs look like right cunts on national TV.

Fucking roll on.... too soon is long enough

Anonymous said...

gargoyle brown is an arrogant unelected dictatorial stupid money grabbing cunt.i fucking hate him and his arrogant government.
he and bliar before him have destroyed this country and destroyed everyones future for years to come.
the fecking twat.

Anonymous said...

I can't begin to explain how much I despise Gormless Frown. He and his scumbag party have destroyed our once great nation. I don't feel I have a future in my own country, Get them out next year people, it is your duty.

Anonymous said...

Please god just go Gordon Brown. You thieve from all hard working people to fund mass immigration demands on public services. My local school has problems because its pupils speak over 20 different languages. STOP taxing more and more STOP more and more rules, laws, regulations. In case anyone hasn't noticed, there is a law about to be passed into statute that allows a whole host of evil government agencies to steal (seize) citizens' assets. These include Gangmasters Licensingh Authority, Coucils, Gambling commission, Royal Mail, Medicines and Healthcare products regulatory agency, counter fraud and security management service, Rural payments agency, financial services authority, vehicle and operator services agency, transport for london .... the list goes on and on. These agencies get a CUT of the proceeds (ie have an incentive) and can, without a court order, enter YOUR home and seize YOUR belongings. See the Times, page 18-16 today (28th Oct). The next goverment will take 10 years cleaning up this TRAGEDY of Blair and especially Brown. The sooner these evil dictators are removed from office, the better. The next government will be dealing with such a mess, it will be hard for them to look effective for a decade of cleaning up the mess - which I guess is Labours' way of saying "we know we are going to lose, let's screw it all up for the next lot" TWATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

I'm, Scottish but even I have to admit Gordon Brown is a cunt FACT!!!

KEVIN BLOODY WILSON said...

i agree with every comment on this site,finally people are waking up to the fact we are about to become the "islamic peoples republic of britanistan",if we are not already.these nu-labour are evil social engineers they are far from stupid,they sat down in their gang in university and plotted this downfall from day one,keep the people thick as pig shit,keep them drunk and drugged up,give them games,julius ceaser said that,and it works,flood the place with dross and criminals who vote labour drive out every tory voter and set up a voting system to ensure we stay in power,it takes 27000 votes to elect a labour MP and 45000 to elect a tory MP,first rule of marxism is nationlise the banks,well hey!didnt they do well? I will vote BNP at the first oppportunity,it is the only choice we have,i came through manchester airport last thursday and my passport was examined by a woman emigration officer dressed head to foot in muslim garb,this is the end of the u.k unless we get these money grubing bastards out of office.i was in the royal navy in 1970 and i was on an aircaft carrier in singapore HMS Bulwark,we were told to prepare for sea as we were to return to the U.K to effect a military coup against Harold Wilson and his gang of robbers,the man in charge was First Sea Lord Louis Mountbatton,it just so happened we had an election and the whole thing was cancelled,not a lot of people know that,but the shit heads in nu-labour did not forget it and proceeded to cut the balls off the navy and the rest of the armed forces at every opportunity since.Vote the fuckers out.love or hate Nick Griffin he is our only hope.I no longer feel that i have a country left,i feel like a stateless person in a sea of people who want us dead a subversive army who would slit your throat in a second,they are here in there millions.fuck you brown,fuck you blair i curse you and all who belong to you.

Anonymous said...

NuLabour have taken away all our freedoms.

They tell us what to do and how to live when they are all crooks and cheats with their faces in the trough.

Lets vote them out!

I hate Gordon Brown.

I also hate NuLabour.

Anonymous said...

gordon fucking cunting brown is fucking needle dick bug fucking cammel spunk bubble for brains
criminal

Anonymous said...

our freedoms are being taken away, and new texes every year. This cunt never met a tax he didn't like. We are now being controled by bureaucats in central and local government. The letter of the law applies to us (possibly beyond the letter of the law) but those in power, can do whatever they fucking please. I love the people of this country, but everything else I FUCKING HATE!

Anonymous said...

I hope I live to see that fucking scumfuck cunt die. I swear I will shit on his grave and post the video of me doing it on You Tube.

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown. Just the sound of his name makes me shudder! And the rest of them too ed balls! Harman! Madleson! Ugh! Surely surely surely he can't get returned at the election - the electorate need to remember the catalogue of failure, scandal, greed, war, death and lies that have punctuated the last umpteen years.

The scale of the economic failure alone deserves the death penalty. If I ran my household budget as poorly I'd be out on the street and bankrupt. There is a cost of failure for Brown - he's got to wave goodbye to the power that he craves.

Anonymous said...

Yes, all very well put and a great way to vent the spleen. However, I'd really like to add that as traitors to this country on so many levels, Broon and his ilk would still be eligible for the death penalty if anyone had the guts to arrest and charge them. And there'd be no shortage of volunteers to pull the trapdoor lever. In fact every right-minded person in the country would be queuing up to do it...

There, got through it without calling him a fucking fat Scottish cunt. Damn!

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